Morning pee.

I walk in the bathroom and notice a small round container proclaiming OLAY & COVER GIRL. These being two different brands, I think of the process of two companies coming together and making a product. But then my mind wanders and I can't help but wonder, were the CEO's fucking? Did passionate sex and lust for one another bring these two name brands together to make "simply agless blah blah blah"? Or maybe it was two underling product managers who secretly had crushes on each other from the conference in San Francisco last year. The ones who went to their bosses and said they had this great idea to put the two companies together. To create some super seller. They swore they could push close t0 60 million units, they just needed a meeting.

Then like some beautiful perverse combination of sex and cosmetic sales, every inch of the building smelled of sex, lust, need, want. The undying work force powered by two lovers.-

Then my pee flow stops.
These are the things I think about when I go to the bathroom in the morning.