This fanfic

makes me horny all the time. ;_;

SO MUCH SEX SO LITTLE CONTENT.

I'm writing more sex scenes then actual plot line. It's kind of upsetting me.
I went to a party last night. It was alright I won't lie. I need more alcohol. I forgot how much more sociable it made me. :3

Bruises - Chairlift
<3

Masturbating on certain drugs

does not work. (More specifically Oxycontin) TRUE FACT.
Yes it's 4 in the morning. What happened to the time? I spent most of the night listening to a hypnosis/trance recording. I'd say it was fairly successful in that I was put in a trance like state. But was less succesful in that it did not make me have a hands free orgasm.


I'm making a fanfic about everyone I know for purplelanterncorps <3
If I know you, you're probably going to be in this having sex with someone.

Can't Come Quickly - Scissor Sisters

Wait,

what the fuck happened today?
I am truly and honestly for seriously tired for once.



Bees - Caribou

Todays attempt at style

Mt. Fuji bandanna, White Chapel shirt "fucked and left for dead", Ben Sherman long sleeve shirt I cut open, American Apparel pants, and Android watch. I'm gay I know, you don't have to tell me.

I'm not really sure

how it's possible. But I just flash back-ed so hard I almost threw up.
Somehow, in the middle of falling asleep (Hypnagogia) I suddenly remembered a time when I was intensely drunk and possibly at the point of alcohol poisoning. I could smell my disgusting whiskey/tequila mixed drink that I made with Kim and Gabby and some other kid.
Good god.
Something is wrong with me.

In This World - Moby

SIGH

Where art thou stonerfags?

I listened to all of The Antlers' Hospice today. It was pretty fantastic. I suggest listening to it if you're a depressed lonely asshole like me.

Summary of Hellraiser, by me.

[15:26] ChumMordecai: like the plot is fucked from the begining
[15:26] ChumMordecai: this guy
[15:26] ChumMordecai: opens this box
[15:26] ChumMordecai: and he dies
[15:26] ChumMordecai: but he comes back
[15:26] ChumMordecai: and this other guys wife brings him people to eat
[15:27] ChumMordecai: so he can have skin?
[15:27] ChumMordecai: and so I guess he got away from these cenobite things
[15:27] ChumMordecai: which are like
[15:27] ChumMordecai: the bdsm faggots that show you the WORLDS GREATEST PAINS AND PLEASURES LOL
[15:27] ChumMordecai: and so they like take you to hell or something
[15:27] ChumMordecai: but this guy got out
[15:28] ChumMordecai: and so that ladies daughter
[15:28] ChumMordecai: gets the box
[15:28] ChumMordecai: and like the cenobites come
[15:28] ChumMordecai: and are like BITCH WE GONNA FUCK YOU UP
[15:28] ChumMordecai: and she flips out and is like FRANK GOT AWAY I'LL SHOW YOUUUUUUUU
[15:28] ChumMordecai: so they're like
[15:28] ChumMordecai: ok, but we may still fuck you up if we feel like it
[15:28] ChumMordecai: and then she goes to the guy that eats people
[15:29] ChumMordecai: and he's like SUP IT'S UNCLE FRANK I'M GONNA RAPE YOU AND KILL YOU
[15:29] trollantrollan: ...this sounds fascinating on cough syrup and weed
[15:29] trollantrollan: lil bit of cough syrup of course
[15:29] trollantrollan: how do i extract DXM is the real question
[15:30] ChumMordecai: and then the cenobites are like FUCK YOU MAN and then rip him apart but as his face is being ripped apart he's like "jesus wept lololol" and then licks his lips and explodes
[15:30] ChumMordecai: and then they're like OH SHIT BITCH WE'RE STILL GONNA FUCK YOU UP GOOD
[15:30] ChumMordecai: and she's like fuck and makes the box suck them up
[15:30] ChumMordecai: or something like that
[15:30] ChumMordecai: and then like her and her boyfriend are standing over the burned house
[15:30] ChumMordecai: and a fucking skeleton birds takes the box and flies away
[15:31] ChumMordecai: and it's like
[15:31] ChumMordecai: LOL THE END
[15:31] trollantrollan: damn you ruined it for me
[15:31] ChumMordecai: that's my summary of hellraiser
[15:31] ChumMordecai: I know sorry
[15:31] ChumMordecai: it would've probably been better high
[15:32] trollantrollan: lol
[15:32] trollantrollan: what isn't?
[15:32] ChumMordecai: true that nigga