I need somewhere to put these

and this is where they will go.

"We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane or a burning building. I'd rather die terrified than live forever."
- A Softer World

"Alec came to albuquerque and planned a lavish party for you, but wouldn't tell anyone why. and we all waited by the door to his loft and when you walked through the door we were all playing string instruments that he made us learn to play, and he got down on one knee and proposed. but you began to sob hysterically and exclaimed "ok! ok! i admit it! i couldn't tell you because i was afraid!"
and he said "what is it, munch?" and through your tears you said.. "i am attracted to dolphins" and then i woke up."
- Nicole Madison Dozier (to Laz)

"I'd like to propose a toast. To our deaths, may they be untimely and inconvenient for all our loved ones."
- Perry Cox

"Sex is like pizza. When it's good it can change your life. When it's bad, it's still pretty okay."
- Mark Davidson

"Taco to sausage ratio."
- Josh Marrs

"You know what makes humans different from other animals? We're the only species on earth that observes Shark Week. Sharks don't even observe Shark Week, but we do."
- Jeff Winger

"Time is an illusion. The only time now, is party time."
- Basketball

"sunmakesflowers: oh god, Alec.
sunmakesflowers: You are like the bro of the indie kids."
- Jillian Hornburg

"Your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore."
- Lady GaGa

"You're like.... ranch dressing... you cannot not have ranch."
- Kathleen

"I’ll jam my brush in your eye socket and paint the world with your brains."
- Can't remember

An octopus was floating in a makeshift aquarium with a microphone attached to one of its tentacles and it kept asking - or so its "trainer," who is positive that mollusks have vocal cords, assured us - for "cheese." I watched, vaguely transfixed, until I started to sob.
- Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

"Is there gay juice in the champagne?"
"See? I want you to teach our child how to say awesome stuff like that."
- 30 Rock

"Rape his head Lucky! Rape it hard!"
- Strip Club DJ

"God takes care of his little fools."
My great great grandmother

"Man the number on that cop car is L20, man that's so sick because you know L is the 4th letter in the alphabet so its like 420 cop dude."
- Dale Roberts

"My grandma gave blood to Eva Perón."
- Katie Farmin

"We're all accidents."
- Willow Hanson

I wasn't allowed to moan because it sounded like a cliché

I wasn't allowed to gasp because it sounded like a cliché, I wasn't allowed to say I love you... because it sounded like a cliché. How do you climax without it sounding like a cliche?

It doesn't bother me too much that one of my favorite movies is virtually unheard of.
I've attempted to get other people to watch it, and I'm not positive anyone that I've referred it to has actually seen it.
I watch this movie probably once or twice a year when I remember it.
It's hard to describe it, and even harder to describe why I like it.

If you liked the film Snatch's soundtrack keep in mind that it basically stole every song from this movie.

If you'd like to understand me better I suggest watching this.