Nocturne #2 in E flat

Gots me some dat sweet insomnia.
BABY GURL I IS FALLIN' APART.
Can you feel my heart explode?

An /r9k/ post

Original Post:
Dear /r9k/
I know I'm a fucking faggot for posting this, but I don't care because I'm going fucking nuts.
So I just moved to Arlington Virginia and I've met literally no one that isn't fucking retarded. So I'm wondering if there's any Arlington VAfags lurking around. Where do I go? What is there to do? This place is making me insane, please help.
Signed, Mentally collapsing awkward drunk.

Responses:
- i know a cool girl with big tits in virginia beach

- Sorry, brah. I live in Southern MD and I'm gonna be gone anyway (joining the Army).

- >I've met literally no one that isn't fucking retarded
Welcome to Virginia!

>Where do I go? What is there to do?
If you like music, there's plenty of venues around:
Jaxx Springfield - Metal shit
The Black Cat - Indie/Alternative/Electro
930 Club - Everything
Rock N Roll Hotel - Indie/Alternative
The State Theatre - Dad Rock

I live in Fairfax County and all my friends are idiots. By correlation, I am an idiot too. Hope you enjoy your stay!

- >just not give a fuck about politics
Welcome to the greater DC area, brah. All of my friends who got jobs there still drive out on the weekends to come see the rest of us because everyone and everything near DC is so shitty. If you're going to uni, you might be lucky enough to meet an actual human, but you're better off toughing it out til graduation and moving to new england.

- Most of them work government or contractor jobs, so they have to be (mostly) sober during the week. There's a lot of WOW and TF2 so we can talk and play M-F. There's a nightlife in DC, but you have to deal with the same douchebags, so they get drunk with us further south in richmond on weekends. Seriously, DC is where we went to party when we were in high school. Its a lot less cool now that we can buy alcohol on our own.

As for during the week, I had friends get into psych meds, legal highs (klonopin), religion, and one became super work-out guy. DC is one of the top 10 lonliest cities cities, and being there too long bugs you out. Take trips.

Bats Over the Pacific Ocean - Jaguar Love

Dextroamphetamine

Well fuck, since no one else seems to have any input on what I was like a few months ago, here's Dan Dan's take.

Dan Dan: everyone thinks you're still crazy as fuck
Dan Dan: or at least
Dan Dan: they definitely thought you were like literally insane and fucked up when you were on adderall
Dan Dan: and you did do some weird shit
Dan Dan: like blast rolling stones techno remixes and like burned yourself with a cigarette or something like that
Dan Dan: got like addicted to adderall
Me: lol how did I act?
Me: like differently?
Dan Dan: you really seemed fine to me
Me: I thought I was the same
Dan Dan: although sometimes you would be more twitchy i guess?
Dan Dan: it really didn't seem that weird to me

If anyone reading this has any thoughts or statements, feel free to comment this and I'll edit it later.

Fragment One (Style Of Eye Remix) - Kenneth Bager

Collage

I'm going through old magazines of mine. Cutting out little articles and pictures for English class. I've printed out pictures of my friends. Of places I used to go. They wanted to know where I come from. And I'll tell them I'm going back. I swear I am.


In Lidda, in Ramla, in the Galilee,
we shall remain
like a wall upon your chest,
and in your throat
like a shard of glass,
a cactus thorn,
and in your eyes
a sandstorm.

We shall remain
a wall upon your chest,
clean dishes in your restaurants,
serve drinks in your bars,
sweep the floors of your kitchens
to snatch a bite for our children
from your blue fangs.

Here we shall stay,
sing our songs,
take to the angry streets,
fill prisons with dignity.

In Lidda, in Ramla, in the Galilee,
we shall remain,
gaurd the shade of the fig
and olive trees,
ferment rebellion in our children
as yeast in the dough. - Tawfiq Zayyad

One time, at band camp.

The police thought I was soliciting girls online for sex.

New posts with actual substance... Eventually.

FUCK YOU GUYS

I KNEW IT WAS REAL.
http://www.cetaphobia.com
FEAR OF FUCKING WHALES.
"more common than you might think"
God, why do I feel so good about this? Thank you Dresden Codak, for making me more of a real person then I could ever be on my own.

I said Shit goddamn!

2 days before school starts and it's 4 in the morning. WOOH! Off to a good start. I've met a few of my classmates at a barbecue the neighborhood held. One of them is an alleged rapper and the other enjoys such metal as Slipknot. An awful fear of the future has gripped me over the past few days. Increasing anger and crushing depression don't make the sun look to bright either do it?

On a happier note;
- Our shower looks like it's for rich douche bags. Not that I'm complaining. (But seriously what the fuck do I do with 4 shower heads?)
- Savannah can control bitches with her mind.
- Jeff is NOT a virgin anymore.
- I'm getting exercise again.
- And my computer has space on it now. (High five for accidentally deleting ALL of my porn!)

Well that's all for now kids, but remember, tune in next week for more wacky shenanigans!

Today's song is;
"We Have Reached An Official Verdict: Nobody Gives A Shit - The Locust"