Summary of Hellraiser, by me.

[15:26] ChumMordecai: like the plot is fucked from the begining
[15:26] ChumMordecai: this guy
[15:26] ChumMordecai: opens this box
[15:26] ChumMordecai: and he dies
[15:26] ChumMordecai: but he comes back
[15:26] ChumMordecai: and this other guys wife brings him people to eat
[15:27] ChumMordecai: so he can have skin?
[15:27] ChumMordecai: and so I guess he got away from these cenobite things
[15:27] ChumMordecai: which are like
[15:27] ChumMordecai: the bdsm faggots that show you the WORLDS GREATEST PAINS AND PLEASURES LOL
[15:27] ChumMordecai: and so they like take you to hell or something
[15:27] ChumMordecai: but this guy got out
[15:28] ChumMordecai: and so that ladies daughter
[15:28] ChumMordecai: gets the box
[15:28] ChumMordecai: and like the cenobites come
[15:28] ChumMordecai: and are like BITCH WE GONNA FUCK YOU UP
[15:28] ChumMordecai: and she flips out and is like FRANK GOT AWAY I'LL SHOW YOUUUUUUUU
[15:28] ChumMordecai: so they're like
[15:28] ChumMordecai: ok, but we may still fuck you up if we feel like it
[15:28] ChumMordecai: and then she goes to the guy that eats people
[15:29] ChumMordecai: and he's like SUP IT'S UNCLE FRANK I'M GONNA RAPE YOU AND KILL YOU
[15:29] trollantrollan: ...this sounds fascinating on cough syrup and weed
[15:29] trollantrollan: lil bit of cough syrup of course
[15:29] trollantrollan: how do i extract DXM is the real question
[15:30] ChumMordecai: and then the cenobites are like FUCK YOU MAN and then rip him apart but as his face is being ripped apart he's like "jesus wept lololol" and then licks his lips and explodes
[15:30] ChumMordecai: and then they're like OH SHIT BITCH WE'RE STILL GONNA FUCK YOU UP GOOD
[15:30] ChumMordecai: and she's like fuck and makes the box suck them up
[15:30] ChumMordecai: or something like that
[15:30] ChumMordecai: and then like her and her boyfriend are standing over the burned house
[15:30] ChumMordecai: and a fucking skeleton birds takes the box and flies away
[15:31] ChumMordecai: and it's like
[15:31] ChumMordecai: LOL THE END
[15:31] trollantrollan: damn you ruined it for me
[15:31] ChumMordecai: that's my summary of hellraiser
[15:31] ChumMordecai: I know sorry
[15:31] ChumMordecai: it would've probably been better high
[15:32] trollantrollan: lol
[15:32] trollantrollan: what isn't?
[15:32] ChumMordecai: true that nigga